We’re giving away scholarship points like candy these days!Granted candy may taste better, but at least scholarship points won’t go to your hips and can be used to increase your chances of winning money!!!Then with your $1,000 scholarship that will free up some cash for you to invest in a few Hershey, Snickers, and Kit Kat bars.See how it all comes full circle?Let’s look at that equation; SP = $ = C
It’s really so easy to scoop up points, like ice cream from a big delicious tub.I could go for some Oreo Cookie ice cream right now actually.Perhaps I should start writing my blogs after lunch.
Hello everyone!I am the latest forum moderator, and the complete antitheses of Mr. Point Guard I’m happy to report.This dictatorship has now become a democracy.
Let’s breakdown some key differences between the two of us.
PG: Mr. Point Guard rides a motorcycle, as he previously revealed, but what he failed to mention is that it costs him twenty-five cents per ride.That’s right; you can find Mr. Point Guard at your local Walmart on Friday nights with a handful of quarters.Rumor has it he fell off last week. Light weight.
PP: I drive an SUV.Sure, it costs a few bucks in gasoline, but I love looking down on the world.I feel very authoritative.Some say I purchased a large SUV because I have little man’s complex, but that’s simply not true.I can totally reach the pedal all by myself.
Advantage: Professor Plastic
PG: Has a beautiful Bichon dog named Rudy.I love animals so I can’t fault him for that one, but that name conjures up images from the movie Rudy.Remember how Rudy painstakingly couldn’t get into Notre Dame?We suffered with each rejection letter year after year.Is this some kind of subliminal message you’re sending the children PG?A message of failure and torment?
PP: I have a Greyhound named Cranberry Road; a sophisticated name for a sophisticated animal.Cranberry Road is actually his program name.He raced professionally for three years in the northeast and embarrassed the competition.Wanna race Rudy?
Advantage: Professor Plastic’s Dog
So the choice is yours.You can hang out with Professor Plastic and cruise the town in luxury SUV style with his champion dog, or you can spend your Friday night riding the carousel at Walmart while being recruited by Troop 54 to help sell Girl Scout Cookies.
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